I don't like wearing pants.

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nicholasxjames:

someone come over and cuddle with me right fucking now

Awh :c

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fuckyeahcarmencarrera:

Good morning!

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fuckyeahcarmencarrera:

Work!

Thanks for the submission, throwinshade

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maddiiii:

toplantaseedx:youniversal:

A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of whole fish.

Always a reblog. This makes my heart happy.

I want that cake…

Oh my god

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Finally back in the U.S!

Spain, France, Italy.

Spain was nice, Tony and I went and seen fancy things, enjoyed our fancy hotel room. Fancy everything, really. I took a kid’s beach ball when we went to the beach. Tony wanted to play with one. I pushed a kid over and ran. I didn’t think I pushed him too hard, until we looked back and he was still on the ground…Oh well!

Then we went to France next, which was also full of fancy things. I try too hard to spoil my man. The day we went souvenir shopping, I kind of decided to run away from Tony and out into the middle of the street…causing a car accident…a bad car accident… Yeah that was pretty fun. Then our last day in the hotel room we trashed it.

Italy was probably my favorite. We hung out with his family and went to a few nice places. He dressed up like Snooki…and well yeah ;) He looked amazing, too.

We’re in Florida now…he said he was going to dress up like Carmen Carrera so…I’m pretty excited for that. Anyway, he’s out of the bathroom now so there’s no need to occupy myself anymore. BAI! :)<3